If your really talented you can just drop to the ground and drag yourself across the pasture until you achieve the desired cleanliness! (picture your dog rubbing his bottom across the carpet).
A buddy and I were hunting for hogs stalking the opposite sides of a dry creek bed. I heard him whispering. I looked over and he was holding something up with two fingers.
He said “I found something. It’s camouflaged.”
I whispered back “It’s my shirt sleeve. I wiped my *** with it last week.”
A buddy and I were hunting for hogs stalking the opposite sides of a dry creek bed. I heard him whispering. I looked over and he was holding something up with two fingers.
He said “I found something. It’s camouflaged.”
I whispered back “It’s my shirt sleeve. I wiped my *** with it last week.”
He dropped it.
Dang you!! I just had Coke Zero come out my nose to try to keep it from spewing out my mouth all over my laptop!!
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