I jumped on this thread like a guinea on a crippled grasshopper
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I've had worse cuts on my eye and still managed to wink at the ladies.
Uglier than a homemade rock
Uglier than a mud fence.
All that meat and no potatoes.
What is shade in the summer, is heat in the winter.
Stop scratchin' your watch and winding other things.
When my Grand Dad was trying to get something in a small hole- "If it had a little hair around it, I could get it in there,"
Whenever something was long "...is longer than a wh ore's dream."
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