Old guy sayings

[toomuchsun]

working with need to get er done fast, "we aint letting no grass grow under our feet" My Boss.
Kid talking to his bud " your Momma is so ugly they had to create a virus so she had to cover her face with a mask"
Did not know my dad or grandpas so I take it where I can.

[Mudbug]

If the dog didnt stop to sh** he would have caught the rabbit

[gfulton]

"You talk like a man with a paper azz hole"