Old guy sayings

[C-GAR]

Grandad
Hotter than the hammers of hell
Colder than a witches tit

[DrBob]

You're a pretty funny boy, but looks ain't everything.

[lovemylegacy]

Don't know sic'em from suck'em

[Mr. Stickers]

When Dad would forget something..... Some folks have brain farts but mine completly Sh^^zz it self

[Mr. Stickers]

If I tell you a pizz ant can pull a freight train you better hook him up

[skulleton]

Well I'll be dipped in ****

[airehead]

One Dad would say!

He don’t care he ain’t got no skin in the game!!

[Goldeneagle]

An old timer in the shop at the end of the day. "It's time to go kiss the dog and kick the ol lady."

[rolylane6]

So Hungry I’m fartin fresh air


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I'm usin' this one....Greatness!

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[Lynn21]

If it was easy, women and kids could do it.

[Lynn21]

I’ll hit you so hard with a right that you will be begging for a left.

[Tony Pic]

Don't make me pull this car over boys. You will be sorry.
And we were.

[Buck_jane]

That guy can break concrete with a rubber mallet. (Talking about someone that screws everything up)

Had a short friend that used to always say "Big boys bunch up, Little guys line up" when talking about fighting.

[Allpublic]

My 7 yr old told me yesterday that I was stronger than a cowboy's breath. I started laughing and he said "what" it's just like those things you say to me. I thought it was pretty funny.

[DFWPI]

Whatever!