I found two of them wresting funny in a creek when I was 10. I picked the both up to take home a show dad. Well when the screen door popped back into my wrist one decided it was time for me to throw them across the yard as I screamed. Yup them sand paper teeth hurt.
I had one fall/jump in my lap while setting on a board in a tree deer hunting when I was about 12. Made me jump a little but I just sat still, my dad was watching from a distance and was impressed that I didn't jump out of the tree.
My wife - Call in an air strike!! Full on Cobra attack choppers with mini-guns, the Big Red One, and then nuke it from orbit...it's the only way to be sure!!
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