I drank a whole bottle of that by myself when I was about 22 years old. I don't remember it but apparently I was laying in these people's yard about 20 minutes later. Woke up the next day in my house wondering who's house I was in and why it was so hot in there because I was sweating profusely. It wasn't sweat.....That bed was soaked in urine. My hat,glasses and one shoe was in the street.
That was a first and last for me. I never knew what being drunk really was until that day.
I don't remember what flavor it was. I just remember heat coming out of my nose when I tipped that bottle up. The rest of the night is a little hazy. It's a wonder I ain't dead right now.
Tell us more about your adventures with the Chicken Cock, Mr Rattler!
Well I was at a wedding reception and somebody brought some of that. Nobody wanted nothin to do with it. I didn't want to be wasteful so I thought I'd go ahead and and drink it fast so it wouldn't be so bad. Everyone said I was really entertaining until I fell down and just layed out in the grass.
I remember looking up at the stars........next thing I know I woke up confused and had pee all over me. Stepped out of bed and fell on my face and laughed for a while. My pants were off so I had to find those. Couldn't find my hat,my glasses or one boot so I stumbled outside and found them in the street. I was so drunk I stayed that way practically all day.
Apparently my brother and a buddy of mine carried me into my house and I peed on 'em so they threw me in bed and left.
I only got that drunk one other time but I don't remember what all I drank that night. That was the only time in my life I woke up standing up.
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