Two blondes

[Worksalot]

Don’t feel bad Mary, I had blonde blonde hair as a kid. And extremely curly too if that helps any.

[Ruark]

Did you hear about the two blondes they found frozen to death one morning at the drive-in theatre? The night before, they had gone in to watch "Closed for the Winter."

[PYBUCK]

A blond is watching the nightly news. They say the snow plows will be plowing the right side of all the streets tomorrow, so everyone needs to park on the left side of the street. She grabs her keys and immediately moves her car to the left side of the street. The next night they say they will be plowing the left side of the streets so park on the right side of the street tonight. She grabs her keys and starts out the door and her husband tells her, Honey why don't you leave the car in the garage tonight.

[Thumper]

Did you hear about the two blondes they found frozen to death one morning at the drive-in theatre? The night before, they had gone in to watch "Closed for the Winter."

Frosted Flakes...lol