Four of us are out to clear brush and move a couple blinds, fill feeders, etc. We get fairly far out into some thick brush and timber as the sun sets. At this time we're out stalking for hogs. Darkness sets in completely and the first comical thing i notice is man, we're really bunching up lol 20 minutes ago were spread out within earshot but out of sight. Now my buddy is literally brushing against my arm lol 2 of us have our phones with us at least we have flashlights. Sort of. Anyone who has ever had to resort to phone flashlights in the woods knows the phone only lights up the tree 4 feet in front of you. Anyways, we're trying to find our way out of the dang woods and back to camp. My locator on my phone says I'm 135 miles away in a house in fort worth smfh
So here we are, 4 grown men lost in the woods in the dark with 2 phones as flashlights, 2 ARs, 2 rifles, 3 pistols. We're moving along dodging all the **** spider webs and start hearing things move in the brush lol only every time there's a noise, my buddy who is literally so close he keeps bumping into me...he wields his dang pistol right across my body and i swear he's about to shoot my dang thigh into 2 large chunks lol we're all twlling him he's no longer allowed to carry a gun and relegate him to "flashlight" duty. Then the coyotes start up. And they're loud! And fairly close! And it sounds to be at least 4 or 5 of em. Normally we would all be eager at the opportunity, but fear has set in with 2 of our 4 man team lol
I keep saying that absolute worst case scenario we just sit down and stay until daylight but once my buddy gets scared you can't reel him back from the edge lol only animal we actually spotted in the brush was an extra nosiy armadillo but let my buddy tell this story and we were surrounded by mountain lions lmao
Took us a minute but we finally clear the brush and make a clearing that we recognize and easily make it back. Moral of the story is i hunt with scardie-cats!!! Grown men that melt down to little girls in the dark lmao
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So here we are, 4 grown men lost in the woods in the dark with 2 phones as flashlights, 2 ARs, 2 rifles, 3 pistols. We're moving along dodging all the **** spider webs and start hearing things move in the brush lol only every time there's a noise, my buddy who is literally so close he keeps bumping into me...he wields his dang pistol right across my body and i swear he's about to shoot my dang thigh into 2 large chunks lol we're all twlling him he's no longer allowed to carry a gun and relegate him to "flashlight" duty. Then the coyotes start up. And they're loud! And fairly close! And it sounds to be at least 4 or 5 of em. Normally we would all be eager at the opportunity, but fear has set in with 2 of our 4 man team lol
I keep saying that absolute worst case scenario we just sit down and stay until daylight but once my buddy gets scared you can't reel him back from the edge lol only animal we actually spotted in the brush was an extra nosiy armadillo but let my buddy tell this story and we were surrounded by mountain lions lmao
Took us a minute but we finally clear the brush and make a clearing that we recognize and easily make it back. Moral of the story is i hunt with scardie-cats!!! Grown men that melt down to little girls in the dark lmao
Had to share
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