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    Buck Medley

    It is with pain in my heart that I write this!! Buck medley is a mere mortal!!
    I am talking about the man that I put next to Chesty Puller, Carlos Hathcock and George Patton!! I was watching my favorite program ( Relentless Pursuit)yesterday and who do I see but the famous Buck Medley hunting deer in Illinois and as I watched I was overcome with horror as Buck shoots a great deer standing broadside,right smack in the hind hams . I have just got home from counseling and my therapist said that I need to share this. I argued that no one else should ever know but he said it is too much pain for me to hide inside.
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    #2
    Originally posted by Lost Buckaroo View Post
    It is with pain in my heart that I write this!! Buck medley is a mere mortal!!
    I am talking about the man that I put next to Chesty Puller, Carlos Hathcock and George Patton!! I was watching my favorite program ( Relentless Pursuit)yesterday and who do I see but the famous Buck Medley hunting deer in Illinois and as I watched I was overcome with horror as Buck shoots a great deer standing broadside,right smack in the hind hams . I have just got home from counseling and my therapist said that I need to share this. I argued that no one else should ever know but he said it is too much pain for me to hide inside.
    Blasphemy!

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      #3
      He did it intentionally....for the opportunity it allowed him to run and pounce on said buck and finish it off biting into its trachea....lion style.

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        #4
        Originally posted by zztex View Post
        Blasphemy!
        I know I know!! but I can't carry all of this baggage around inside. I have burned my dvd of Relentless Pursuit. I hope it was some kind of a big mistake

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          #5
          It must have been a horrible burden to bear, Buckaroo!

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            #6
            Plagiarized:

            • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Buck Medley.
            • Buck Medley doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
            • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Buck Medley has allowed to live.
            • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Buck Medley.
            • Buck Medley does not sleep. He waits.
            • Buck Medley is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
            • Buck Medley counted to infinity - twice.
            • There is no chin behind Buck Medley’ beard. There is only another fist.
            • When Buck Medley does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
            • Buck Medley is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
            • Buck Medley’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
            • There is no such thing as global warming. Buck Medley was cold, so he turned the sun up.
            • Buck Medley can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
            • Buck Medley doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
            • Buck Medley gave Mona Lisa that smile.
            • Buck Medley can slam a revolving door.
            • Buck Medley does not get frostbite. Buck Medley bites frost

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              #7
              Tink will be dissapointed.........

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                #8
                Buck aims for a minute special forces taught artery/capillary in the rear ham. It is the hardest kill shot to make and he does it well. The deer was dead before Buck released and didn't know it.

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                  #9
                  Buck Medley's deer have 7 hearts like a worm. He was aiming for the second from the right!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Smart View Post
                    Buck aims for a minute special forces taught artery/capillary in the rear ham. It is the hardest kill shot to make and he does it well. The deer was dead before Buck released and didn't know it.
                    That is it!!! thank you smart. Buck was aiming for the femoral artery!! after all a pocket shot would just be childs play to him now wouldn't it?? now can the death threats please stop

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                      #11
                      He was blindfolded!

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                        #12
                        yes he was blindfolded!
                        j/k

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Lost Buckaroo View Post
                          That is it!!! thank you smart. Buck was aiming for the femoral artery!! after all a pocket shot would just be childs play to him now wouldn't it?? now can the death threats please stop
                          Ehh...the femoral artery is a chipshot.....this one requires a magnifying glass to see for the mortals.

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                            #14
                            Moderators, ban this guy!

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                              #15
                              he did it just because he wanted more of a challenge.

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