Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of ALL ages; step right up and be entertained (drunk shenanigans), amazed (naked fire dancing), awestruck (slightly grossed out) and probably butthurt!
GRXH 2018 is upon us!
GRXH 2018 is upon us!
Have you ever wanted to feel how it is to be humiliated, made fun of, have your manhood (or womanhood) questioned or just generally be treated like a human slug; then this hunt is for you!
For those not in the know: GRXH is a no-holds barred hunt like you have never known. Think of it as a Tinder meet up but with a bunch of rowdy rednecks, in the woods, with sharp sticks who escaped from the asylum and are off their meds!
The Rules:
1) NO FOOD! You must eat what you catch , kill or gather. No food is allowed in camp after noon on Friday; that is the official start of the hunt.
2) Hunter Orange is required! 144 square inches front and back plus a lid.
3) No crossbows! Unless you normally shoot a regular bow and need to use a crossbow for medical reasons. Also, no firearms.
If you have a problem with rule number three, please, just stay home.
What we do: As a general rule, we drink heavily, hunt pigs and other small game, fish, run the river in our boats, make big fire and have a great time!
Where: Primitive Camp on the San Gabriel River on Granger WMA. You can boat in, be picked up from No. 7 or hike in from the Comanche Bluff trail head. The word to remember here is primitive, no running water, no electricity; this is tent/hammock camping on the river. Pick up at No. 7 will be on Dr Pepper time or call someone who is there to come get you; my number will be posted later.
When: 23-25 February, 2018
Come on out, drink some beer, shoot some pigs, eat like a king, have a great time!
This is a rowdy hunt, women are welcome, but we will NOT curtail our manliness unctions; if it pops into our heads we will do it or say it, without thought, to the current state of mixed company.
A Google spreadsheet will be posted later so you can sign up to bring stuff to help out around camp.
Roll Call: Same as always COPY the list, PASTE the list in a new post, then ADD your name in the appropriate place. I don't know why I even post this, because it will always be screwed up; but I tried, I guess...
Has Boat:
Rat +1
Needs Ride:
Get in, sit down, shut up and HANG ON!
YEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOG!
LET'S GET LICKEY!
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