McDonald's breakfast.

[okrattler]

The McRib thread reminded me of a funny story that happened a while back. I was at work and although it wasn't lunch I decided to go ahead and grab a few hamburgers. I knew they started serving lunch at 11a.m. that particular day so I roll in to the drive through thinking maybe they had a few hamburgers going since they serve breakfast all day now why not hamburgers too right? So I pull up to the speaker and I start ordering lunch and the lady said "Sir...we don't serve lunch until 11:00." I look at the time and it says 10:57. I didn't really know what to say and there was an awkward silence. After about 5 seconds she says "Sir?" I say "Yes ma'am. I'm gonna drive around the building a few times. I'll be back in a minute." She starting laughing and I heard her say "Okay." as I started my journey around McDonald's.

The moral of the story is when ol' Ronald gave the orders that lunch is to not be served until 11:00 Friday through Sunday....he meant it. They ain't firing up that grill until then....ain't happening so you better want breakfast.LOL I got a pretty good laugh about that. Mostly at myself for....I don't know....making the drive through lady laugh I guess.

[okrattler]

Oh I forgot I added "Don't go runnin off." at the end of that. I think that's what got her. I got all the way in to this story and forgot hearing her laugh is what made it funny to me. You don't know what her laugh was like or ever met me to really get the sense of sarcasm,yet total seriousness of my voice. So....I guess it ain't as funny as I thought probably.

Fail!

[Dale Moser]

Joke's on you, they don't serve lunch...or dinner...at any time. The only thing adults should eat from mcdonalds is those weird eggs, with kinda sausage, on an almost bun....and wash it down with some doesn't suck cofee. After that.....WHATABURGER.

[okrattler]

Joke's on you, they don't serve lunch...or dinner...at any time. The only thing adults should eat from mcdonalds is those weird eggs, with kinda sausage, on an almost bun....and wash it down with some doesn't suck cofee. After that.....WHATABURGER.

I about ordered some breakfast burritos and a sausage,egg and cheese McMuffin that morning but there wasn't a porta potty at the job site so I ruled that out. I've never tried Whataburger before but I hear good things.

[JustinJ]

I thought they stopped the breakfast menu at 10:30? This reminds me of "Big Daddy"

[Dale Moser]

Who are you people who can't digest fast food?

[okrattler]

I thought they stopped the breakfast menu at 10:30? This reminds me of "Big Daddy"

I thought the same thing when that happened.lol "Can someone get the kid a happy meal?!?!"

Monday through Thursday I believe it's 10:30.

[okrattler]

Who are you people who can't digest fast food?

It just depends on what it is for me. Some of that stuff don't stick with me for long.

[GrapeApe]

Who are you people who can't digest fast food?

I don't think it's a matter of not digesting it, it's more about digesting it too fast and having it reenter the atmosphere like a jet engine after consumption.

[curtintex]

Who are you people who can't digest fast food?

My thoughts too, Dale. There are some fragile stomachs on this site. My wife said Midol helps with cramping.

Getting a McRib today. It'll be delicious and I'll process it just fine.

[okrattler]

I don't think it's a matter of not digesting it, it's more about digesting it too fast and having it reenter the atmosphere like a jet engine after consumption.

Oh I digest it just fine. I think it's just so gross my body knows I need to get rid of it ASAP. Sometimes I can just look at something I'm about to eat and think.......this is going in solid,coming out in a puddle. Usually about 30 minutes later it's knocking on the back door like it's the police.