Need Advice for How to keep lazy neighbor's cows off my property

[CastAndBlast]

I'm hear to take Matt and Chuck for beers and hugs. All the beer you can drink and at least one hug per dude.

Sweet! I’m in to watch the bromance....BUT....will Jenny let you go out for beers?

I heard the leash got a little tighter [emoji51]

[rtp]

You have a better pic that shows that 6'5" 240 lb body? From the pic posted....I dont see it. Maybe those young kids are huge, idk.

[curtintex]

Sweet! I’m in to watch the bromance....BUT....will Jenny let you go out for beers?

I heard the leash got a little tighter [emoji51]

Oh, I can do whatever I want to do....except be ugly to people. She's doing her best to make me nice. She's been losing that battle for about 20 years, but she's dedicated.

[miket]

So who is building a fence, and who is ****ting down who’s throat? I missed the other thread I guess.

Are Matt and Chuckie flirting, or is this for reals? [emoji51]

Technically speaking, it is very hard to **** down someone’s throat. The trachea is doable, but the esophagus is usually too collapsed. [emoji12]

Im pretty sure Chuck is serious. If it helps any yall can unload on me. I only have 10 acres and no cattle. Probably havent built more than a couple of miles of fence total in my whole life. AND I lease hunting land. Basically lowlife scum to Chuck apparently.

[CastAndBlast]

Oh, I can do whatever I want to do....except be ugly to people. She's doing her best to make me nice. She's been losing that battle for about 20 years, but she's dedicated.

They are very persistent creatures aren’t they [emoji51]

[CastAndBlast]

Im pretty sure Chuck is serious. If it helps any yall can unload on me. I only have 10 acres and no cattle. Probably havent built more than a couple of miles of fence total in my whole life. AND I lease hunting land. Basically lowlife scum to Chuck apparently.

Lol...got it! One of those guys. Thank you for the cliff notes.

[miket]

They are very persistent creatures aren’t they [emoji51]

Yes they are, but apparently they can only take so much. Mine r-u-n-n-o-f-t back in March. Though I cant say I blame her

[chuckw]

You have a better pic that shows that 6'5" 240 lb body? From the pic posted....I dont see it. Maybe those young kids are huge, idk.

seriously? you arent my type. that kid on my left is now 17. he is 6'9" and is being recruited by a number of D1 schools to play ball including West Point and the Airforce Academy. he also scored a 34 on his ACT! to say i am proud of him is an understatement. he would probably not be proud of me at this point and how i am acting here. so again, i am bowing out. i dont know why i let some people get under my skin......

[curtintex]

seriously? you arent my type. that kid on my left is now 17. he is 6'9" and is being recruited by a number of D1 schools to play ball including West Point and the Airforce Academy. he also scored a 34 on his ACT! to say i am proud of him is an understatement. he would probably not be proud of me at this point and how i am acting here. so again, i am bowing out. i dont know why i let some people get under my skin......

I scored a 34 on a couple of exams at Texas A&M. That's probably why I'm a dropout. Good luck to your boy. If I was 6'9" I wouldn't knock on doors, I'd just kick the **** things down.[emoji6]


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[rtp]

seriously? you arent my type. that kid on my left is now 17. he is 6'9" and is being recruited by a number of D1 schools to play ball including West Point and the Airforce Academy. he also scored a 34 on his ACT! to say i am proud of him is an understatement. he would probably not be proud of me at this point and how i am acting here. so again, i am bowing out. i dont know why i let some people get under my skin......

You arent my type either, because well......you're a dude. You are making a claims that just doesnt add up. That pic doesnt seem to show a 6'5" 240lb man. That is all Im saying. Pics can be deceiving at times though. In that pic you look closer to someone my size, 6ft, 190lb.

[trophy8]

seriously? you arent my type. that kid on my left is now 17. he is 6'9" and is being recruited by a number of D1 schools to play ball including West Point and the Airforce Academy. he also scored a 34 on his ACT! to say i am proud of him is an understatement. he would probably not be proud of me at this point and how i am acting here. so again, i am bowing out. i dont know why i let some people get under my skin......

It's because you have anger issues. That's why. But what do I know. According to you I'm nothing haha.

Newsflash. I'm quite happy with what I have accomplished in my life so far. I have a wonderful wife and daughter. I make good money. I don't owe much. We have a lot of fun. And a guy from panhandle has a thing for me even though he can't build a fence or control cows. It's a good life I live man. I thank God every day.

[chuckw]

You arent my type either, because well......you're a dude. You are making a claims that just doesnt add up. That pic doesnt seem to show a 6'5" 240lb man. That is all Im saying. Pics can be deceiving at times though. In that pic you look closer to someone my size, 6ft, 190lb.

in that pic,......well, i was still 6'5" and closer to 225#. in my prime motocross/training days i walked around at 225#. i have 15# of beer belly now.

[chuckw]

[QUOTE=curtintex;12825503]I scored a 34 on a couple of exams at Texas A&M. That's probably why I'm a dropout. Good luck to your boy. If I was 6'9" I wouldn't knock on doors, I'd just kick the **** things down.[emoji6]


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yeah, a 34 doesnt sound too impressive until you realize that a 36 is the best you can score. he sometimes knocks.....with his head when he forgets to duck under things.

[chuckw]

It's because you have anger issues. That's why. But what do I know. According to you I'm nothing haha.

Newsflash. I'm quite happy with what I have accomplished in my life so far. I have a wonderful wife and daughter. I make good money. I don't owe much. We have a lot of fun. And a guy from panhandle has a thing for me even though he can't build a fence or control cows. It's a good life I live man. I thank God every day.

and there you go again poking the bear. newflash, i dont give two ****s.

[trophy8]

and there you go again poking the bear. newflash, i dont give two ****s.

Yes you do or you wouldn't keep getting riled up lmao.