dad jokes

[brysdad]

My wife was talking about the rapper 50 Cent last night. I told my daughter I remembered when he was three dimes. My wife laughed....not my daughter.

[BigL]

My wife was talking about the rapper 50 Cent last night. I told my daughter I remembered when he was three dimes. My wife laughed....not my daughter.

What concert costs 45 cents?
a. 50 cent with nickleback

[hellbndr23]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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[Burnadell]

What did the grumpy old man say when he read these jokes?





Answer: He just groaned!

[DaveC]

What does a gay horse eat?

Haaaaayyyy


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Good one.....

[Arrowslinger1]

To the guy in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, you can hide but you can't run

that was worth a chuckle.

[lbbf]

What's brown and sits in the forest?

Winnie's Pooh.

[Arrowslinger1]

Pull my finger

I still remember the first time that trick was played on me when I was real little. I laughed my butt off

[kparker158]

My dad always got us with the running joke.

"Hey is the ac running in the house?"
"Yes"
"Well better go catch it before it gets away!"

You can substitute AC with Fridge Lol.

[Lynn21]

Dad: How do u catch a unique rabbit?
Son: how?
Dad: u nique up on him.

[limbbender]

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? ---- because they taste funny.

[lbbf]

Dad: How do u catch a unique rabbit?
Son: how?
Dad: u nique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way!

[BigL]

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A. A transformer

[TeamAmerica]

Guy goes to his therapist. Says "I'm a wigwam I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam I'm a teepee ". Therapist say I know what the problem is, you're too tense (two tents)!

[jerp]

Dad jokes are like farts. They give great satisfaction to the one who issues it - everyone else in close proximity groans and makes a funny face.