Messing with a Telemarketer

[Livin'2hunt]

I'm stealing that chicken clucking bit!!

It's my gift to you.

[KSU_Wildcat]

"Uh, Jeff... This is about the car insurance." Very nice.
Typically when I figure out it's a telemarketer, I will respond for 15-20 seconds and then go radio-silent. I had one guy stay on the line for a full 5 minutes with dead air before I finally told him I wasn't interested.

[Outbreaker]

"Uh, Jeff... This is about the car insurance." Very nice.
Typically when I figure out it's a telemarketer, I will respond for 15-20 seconds and then go radio-silent. I had one guy stay on the line for a full 5 minutes with dead air before I finally told him I wasn't interested.

I have been known to set the phone down and just walk away and go about my business.

[Lostacresranch]

It's my gift to you.

Hey!! I just clucked like a chicken at a guy named "BOB" who was giving me a federal grant from the FEDERAL GRANT OFFICE! His English was so bad he thought I was speaking English!! Good news! I'm getting 100,000 in free grants!

[Ten Ring]

I always tell my wife I'm going to give the phone to my son and tell him its Santa or Santa's helper calling and asking what he wants for Christmas. She always stops me though.

[Ruark]

Billy Bobs Abortion Clinic, No fetus can beet us, how can I hep ya!

Good one! Just be sure it's a telemarketer and not your wife or boss calling from another phone!!!

[Arrowslinger1]

I like to keep them on the speaker phone while I go pee in the toilet and making sweet sounds of relief. Ahhh ohhh yeeaaahhh

[CoolArrow]

That's funny.

[Sit-n-Sleep]

I used the fishing scenario today and had the agent eventually ask to call me back and hang up. It was priceless

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[J_Riley]

This thread is what I needed. I switch my cell number to a local one. And looks like the lady that had it before me "Michelle" has Applied for every payday loan in the country. And I get 3-6+ calls and texts from them.

Im a pumper so I have no problem wasting their time.




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[Pedernal]

Awesomeness right here!!

[125Dad]

Very well done

[JAB 1]

Well Played

[Livin'2hunt]

Hey!! I just clucked like a chicken at a guy named "BOB" who was giving me a federal grant from the FEDERAL GRANT OFFICE! His English was so bad he thought I was speaking English!! Good news! I'm getting 100,000 in free grants!

That must have been quite a performance. I'll split it with you!

[BigL]

I had a job recruiter with a strong indian accent call me today about a position in Chicago, IL. I told him I wasn't interested and he started begging for me to help him out. It was actually in my field and he was begging me to reconsider or pass it on to my friends in the field. He was saying he would do whatever it took for him to represent me.

I told him I wanted to go on a dangerous game safari. Something hunting lions, hippos, elephants, etc. He was like we'll see what we can do. So I had to kick it up a notch, and told him that he would have to go with me. I asked have you ever shot a gun to which he said no. So I told him that he would have to be without a weapon and I would need him to be out in front so I could keep an eye on him and that I would protect him from 20-30 yards back. He quickly said he could not do that.