"Your Favorite Saying"

[10132297]

My dads reference to government priorities and decision making: "well that's like mowing your grass when your house is on fire"

[Tx.Fisher]

Shut the front door!

That dog will hunt.

**** a duck!

[popup_menace]

"It is finished". -Jesus Christ

[akey]

Grind it to fit and paint it to match, typically what I end up saying when building things.



Close enough for government work...

Whenever I worked construction and someone used this phrase the response was always "can't see it from my house". [emoji1]


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[Jtweezy3]

i'm so broke, if it cost a nickel to sh**...I'd have to puick

[tradtiger]

"Talk a-BOUT!"
(Cajun variation on: "THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!")

[tradtiger]

Another "killin me Smalls" fan, as well.

Best line above:

"We can handle it, we went to handling school." Greatness; glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read it.

[KLWoodall]

"Like a dog looking at a card trick" when I get that dumbfounded look from someone.

Ending everything screwed up with, "Over". As in, "What the ____, Over!"

"Jackwagon"

When meeting my girls boyfriend(s) for the first time, "I don't mind going back to prison"

[AJ the TP Guru]

Wherever you are, there you go.

[Dusty8186]

drives my wife nuts when she asks me how was ____ (whatever she burned. I mean cooked. I always say... "it'll make a ****"

if brains was dynamite, boy, you couldn't blow your nose!

"whoa mother effer"

[Goldeneagle]

That'll make a terd.

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It might not make one, but it will **** sure push one out.

[elwebman]

Why do something you can pay someone else to do....

[J Wales]

Got a fortune cookie the other day that read, "He who throws mud loses ground."

[Brush to Bay]

"She's got onion butt......every time I look at her butt...it makes me cry!"

[UncleBubba]

"She's got onion butt......every time I look at her butt...it makes me cry!"

Now that's funny!