Chew - Did you write this song?

[Tmag]

I'm pretty sure these lyrics were inspired by some of Chew's writings!

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[systemnt]

Cant play the vid... but does it go like this?

If you should meet an elephant on a summer's day.
What would you do? What would you say?
I'd say, "Good morning Elephant, how do you do?
I'm glad to meet you elephant, I'd like to dance with you.

[Tmag]

Cant play the vid... but does it go like this?

Snot even close, but that sounds like a booger of a tune!

[Chew]

No sir. My only hit country song was back in '98. "How can I get over you when you're still under him?"

Unfortunately I sold the rights to "If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You"

[Texas Grown]

That was great!

Ol CletusBodeen looks kinda like the banjo players .

Hey yall, please don't bow it and booger up this thread.

[Tmag]

No sir. My only hit country song was back in '98. "How can I get over you when you're still under him?"

Unfortunately I sold the rights to "If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You"

I remember both those songs, you flat out wrote some great turditional stuff.

[GarGuy]

I remember both those songs, you flat out wrote some great turditional stuff.

He sold the rights but got a crappy deal.

[Ironman]

I was thinking he wrote "How can you be my sister, when your momma's my wife."

[Chew]

How can I miss you when you just won't leave.

[Rotney]

Thought Chew was cowriter on this one

https://youtu.be/H3VLqLLWxbQ

[Ironman]

I'd drink you off my mind, if you'd a left me any money.

[Tmag]

“If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?”

[Tmag]

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

[Tmag]

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

[Tmag]

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!