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GRXH 2017 Recap - BEER RUN!
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Great shots Stinkbelly! And thanks for breakfast on Saturday!
My Top Ten from GRXH 2017:
10. What happens at GRXH...well, goes all over the internet!
9. Heli hunt shmeli hunt, Rangers can kill pigs anytime!
8. Don't let the forecast scare you; 40% chance of rain on Sunday scared everyone out of camp by 0800!
7. Broke boats suck; they just don't suck fuel.
6. B double E double R UN!
5. Vodka and teenagers; there isn't much that is more fun than that combination!
4. Sackett was sorely missed, cooking is a lot of work.
3. Hammocks rule, tents drool.
2. It takes a village, a village of idiots maybe, but still a village.
1. Always help a friend in need, because one day you will be that friend in need!
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Top 10 lessons from GRXH 2017-
10- If you plan on leaving work early to make it to GRXH tell your boss to etadik if he tries to make you stay late.
9- Granger pigs are sneaky, FAST, and SMART!!!!
8- Gaiters are worth their weight in gold slogging through Granger mud.
7- The Comanche Bluff Trail shortcut rocks...
6- Dragging a cart through that same trail seems like an awesome idea but it is not.
5- Never, at any point, not have an arrow nocked and ready to go. See lesson #9
4- "Clean the butter out the gutter" - Sneaky
3- Granger Rangers are a generous bunch, always pay back and pay forward their kindness
2- Bring a lighter tent
1- GRXH rocks. Be there. Every year.
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Top 10 lessons from GRXH 2017-
10- Bring a friend, they'll talk about it forever and be hooked on coming back
9- There's always a newbie that gets Wildman's "spot", don't be that newbie
8- There's always some work that needs to be done in camp
7- Shane and Brandon can't harmonize
6- There's people walking everywhere, so just go find a spot and sit, something will happen
5- When you see pigs, don't run after them, because there will be more coming through RIGHT WHERE YOU WERE SITTING!!!!
4- THIS -> Never, at any point, not have an arrow nocked and ready to go
3- Granger pigs have two speeds, dead and sprinting
2- Hammock camping is other worldly!!!
1- GRXH, the H stands for "Hunt", "Heat", and "Hammocks"
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What a weekend! It was a great time as always seeing old friends and making new ones. It seemed like we had a pretty good crop of newbies this year and I think most of them really had a good time. There were a couple I wasn’t too sure of. BTW – Can anyone confirm or deny that the newbie that slept in Wildman’s spot on Friday Night moved spots or left on Saturday? I know Wildman had a talk with him and we warned him about the possibility of “something falling in his drink” and being “taken advantage of”. Next thing you know he was gone. This is where I will start my top 10 things I learned at GRXH 2017 –
10) Thick skin and a sense of humor are minimum requirements for any and all GRXH related activities
9) Preston is full of crap, Brandon and I sing like angles, you just need to be on beer 6-12 to appreciate our talents
8) Thursday afternoons and Friday mornings are awesome at this event, if you can make it
7) A direct shot to the bunghole is very lethal
6) Koonce brothers can bring it with the fishing poles and jug lines. Just don’t shoot one of them in the face with a roman candle……….Txpepper………..SMH!
5) TJ has rope swinging skills you would expect from someone half his age
4) Mild weather = lots of grub
3) Wildman does not like to be flipped off
2) Brandon likes to get drunk and sleep with pigs. He must have been sober the night he met yogapants
1) 3 kegs is the magic number for GRXH!Last edited by Birddog66; 02-20-2017, 01:35 PM.
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