When I worked in construction my boss had to go into this guys garage and found a Polaroid picture of him naked. So it could have been worse.
How do you forget you have naked pictures of yourself just laying around? I've never taken one of myself. But if I did I'd remember where I put it. I can't think of any reason why I would ever have to do that come to think of it.
I owned a copy of that one. Very underrated movie actually. Sadly, I'm married now and passed the movie down to my younger brother. But I still ask the wife to dress up as a pirate for Halloween.....
My team and I once got into a foot chase with some residential burglars we'd been following around all day trying to catch commiting a burglary. Well, they finally picked a house and committed their burglary when they came out with property in hand, we pounced and they scattered. We were jumping fences and running through back yards trying to catch the knuckleheads while they were steadily emptying their pockets and dropping items in their hands as they ran. There were 3 of them and they all ran different directions. Well, we eventually caught all three. Then, we started back tracking the routes we ran and we're gathering up all the victim's property and bringing it back to the house. We contacted the victim and told her she needed to come home because her home had been broken into. She showed up and we informed her that we had caught the guys and recovered her property. We just needed her to actually identify the property as hers. We had it all layed out on the back of a police car or two. There was jewelry, a laptop, cameras, a pillow case full of random other items, and a trash bag full of.... well.... uuuuummm... adult toys for a lady. The vic looked at every item on the truck of those cars and said that all of it was hers. Then she got to the trash bag. Shockingly enough, she said none of that was hers. But, the embarrassment was all over her face. She denied ownership of the bag of rubber d&*#$. So, one of my teammates had to take the bag to our property room and submit it there as abandoned property. Friggin' hilarious. I can understand why she wouldn't want to claim them as hers around a bunch of male cops. That had to be pretty embarrassing. What I can't understand is why a few 18-20 black males would want to steal about 15-20 rubber D*&#$. Lord have mercy. We got a good laugh about that at the end of the day.
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