I am an idiot!!! 
My wife and I were at my good friend's hunting ranch last weekend (shot a cull 8 for those of you who think I never hunt
). We were packing up to leave, and I put my dirty clothes in a black plastic trash bag and threw it into the pickup bed since our dog and luggage took up the space in the back passenger area. We always grab, from the utility room, the kitchen trash bags that had accumulated over the weekend to haul away for them, so they went into the bed of the pickup also.
We drop the trash bags off at the designated dumpster that he has permission to use near his ranch, and head home...get back home after dark:30 and go to bed. The next day, I start to unload my bags and realize that I had thrown my dirty clothes into the dumpster with the trash
! I know...you saw this coming! 
If any of you dumpster divers in Bee County have my black TBH fleece jacket, my black Duluth turtle neck, my high top Keen hiking boots, my flannel insulated Wrangler blue jeans, my two pair of dirty socks, my two dirty undershirts and my two pair of Duluth Buck Naked underwear, I will offer a reward! You can keep everything else, but I want my Buck Nekkid underwear back!!!
My wife and I were at my good friend's hunting ranch last weekend (shot a cull 8 for those of you who think I never hunt
). We were packing up to leave, and I put my dirty clothes in a black plastic trash bag and threw it into the pickup bed since our dog and luggage took up the space in the back passenger area. We always grab, from the utility room, the kitchen trash bags that had accumulated over the weekend to haul away for them, so they went into the bed of the pickup also.We drop the trash bags off at the designated dumpster that he has permission to use near his ranch, and head home...get back home after dark:30 and go to bed. The next day, I start to unload my bags and realize that I had thrown my dirty clothes into the dumpster with the trash
! I know...you saw this coming! If any of you dumpster divers in Bee County have my black TBH fleece jacket, my black Duluth turtle neck, my high top Keen hiking boots, my flannel insulated Wrangler blue jeans, my two pair of dirty socks, my two dirty undershirts and my two pair of Duluth Buck Naked underwear, I will offer a reward! You can keep everything else, but I want my Buck Nekkid underwear back!!!
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