Stupid Comments......

[Ivanite]

What have you said or someone else has said that really sticks out?

A Guy I know Said.

Him: I think our electric bill is so high this month because I left that extension cord plugged in.

Me: Really, what was plugged into it?

Him: Nothing

SMH

[GarGuy]

Her to son, " Cut that tv off. No telling how high my cable bill will be this month!"

[canny]

"So you don't eat the deer antlers?"...was a serious question by a student in Forestry when I was in graduate school at SFA.

[Pineywoods]

...and this hurts me because I so wanted it to be true! Gig em!

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[flywise]

I'd get the 1/2" socket you asked for but all the ones in the box look like they are all the same size. And the square does not look big enough to fit over that screw top.

This is a rookie fireman

[Quackerbox]

A neighbor came to look at some lab pups.

"How much longer till you know if they are boys or girls?"

[DaveS903]

What's beef jerky made from? Pork?

[CJ776]

When my sister was a student at SMU she was a bartender. One day her friend Sally (names omitted to protect the guilty) tells her, "You know I never seen a pickle farm before. I wonder if pickles are easy to grow" SMDH

[TXBowhunter11]

A neighbor came to look at some lab pups.

"How much longer till you know if they are boys or girls?"

^^ Good one!

[Toddcaster]

I've seen and heard a lot of stupid things in the car business in 40 years. One of the best was one day all the power went off at the dealership. I was the parts manager at the time and one of our technicians came to the counter. Mind you the parts department is pitch dark. He looks at me and says " can I get a drop light bulb?" He was dead serious.

[4-fletch]

Me to her
I do

[CJ776]

her to son, " cut that tv off. No telling how high my cable bill will be this month!"

lol!

[Smart]

Fishing buddy of mine was a 2 year fisherman and was trying to learn the ins and out of fishing Lake Fork and Ray Bob and more specifically the hydrilla from me. He was getting to the point of cocky and expert in his short time but we always had a good time...

We were in a low water situation and the grass was kinda sparse. He was the type to throw stuff up against the wall to see if it would stick to let me know he was getting this bass fishing thing. He said one day from the back of the boat..."you know Smart, I am betting if we'd get some rain this hydrilla would grow. It's been so long without rain, its not growing.... I wish we'd get some soon........

I was like...

[SharpStix]

Me to her
I do

Word....
Reminds me of a thread, here or somewhere else titled: "Worst hunting purchase you ever made?"
Best response, that I agree with, was: Engagement Ring

[GarGuy]

Customer talking to deer processer.. " How do you want your deer cut? Customer, " Just make it all into pork chops..