I was in a popup blind in Liberty county hunting a fenceline that deer liked to travel. About 30 minutes before dark I had to pee bad. I finished off a Gatorade and dropped to my knees and started peeing.
I look up and a coyote is in my shooting lane at 20 yds looking at my blind. I've still got my pants unzipped and the one-eyed finless wrinkle necked trouser trout is getting some fresh air. I slowly get my bow and turn to my right. As I start to draw he walked off down the fence out of sight.
I made a kissing sound and the dummy came back. He was facing me and i put an arrow right through his eye. I jumped up, got out of the blind, started to text a few buddies and then felt a nice breeze on my nether regions. Not sure if the 3rd eye helped my aim, but it sure didnt hurt.
I look up and a coyote is in my shooting lane at 20 yds looking at my blind. I've still got my pants unzipped and the one-eyed finless wrinkle necked trouser trout is getting some fresh air. I slowly get my bow and turn to my right. As I start to draw he walked off down the fence out of sight.
I made a kissing sound and the dummy came back. He was facing me and i put an arrow right through his eye. I jumped up, got out of the blind, started to text a few buddies and then felt a nice breeze on my nether regions. Not sure if the 3rd eye helped my aim, but it sure didnt hurt.

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