So i had a red wasp get all up in my grill recently. I was wearing a full 3 gallon backpack sprayer and i had the sprayer hose/wand in my hand. I was trying to emmett smith him and couldnt get away. I squealed like a little striped bacon bit and swung the sprayer nozzle at it. I swung so hard the attachment snapped in half. Like a good neighbor, my Tractor Supply cap magically appeared in ny hand and swatted him away as his stinger approached the southwest quadrant of my face (would have been around F 10 if we were playing Battleship). Like my dear Granny Minchew used to say, f%$Ă· a bunch of wasps.
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Originally posted by Encinal View PostI got popped this year once. TUCO got smoked in August last year by 6 or 7.
Have a friend that got hit by bees 2 months ago. They pulled over 100 stingers out of his HEAD alone.
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I was clearing brush with an axe and out of nowhere two yellow jackets popped me simultaneously, one right under the brim of my hat and one on the ear.. The one on the forehead hurt the worst.. I got sweet revenge on them though so it eased the pain a bit, lol
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Originally posted by Encinal View Post
TUCO got smoked in August last year by 6 or 7.
The back of my hand passed about an inch under a nest of about 100 wasps.
I got hit 7 times on the back of my hand despite my ninja like reflexes, which included an NFL caliber backpedaling demonstration, followed closely by an impressive backflip dismount.
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Originally posted by Draco View PostI used to get stung hundreds of times a year when I worked for the phone company. When you would open up old terminals up on the poles, they would just fall out all over you. No place to go but down so you pretty much just had to stand there and take it.
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