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    Ok.. I laughed.. a lot...

    horrible.. I know,...but the last line in this European news story cracked me up big time..
    A German man was killed on Christmas Day while attempting to break into a condom machine after his bomb exploded prematurely.

    The unidentified 29-year-old and two pals attempted blowing up the vending machine in Schoppingen to swipe condoms and cash.

    But the man was hit in the head by a shard of metal when the bomb exploded before he could reach a safe distance in their car.

    His friends rushed him to hospital, where he later died from his severe injuries, reported the BBC.


    The machine in Schoppingen, Germany, was destroyed in the attempted robbery.

    The two men initially told suspicious hospital staff that their unconscious friend had fallen down the stairs, but later confessed to authorities that they blasted the machine.

    The two surviving men were arrested and later released from custody, according to CNBC.

    No cash or condoms were stolen from the vending machine.

    #2
    Darwin award candidate!

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      #3
      "A German man was killed on Christmas Day while attempting to break into a condom machine after his bomb exploded prematurely.

      The unidentified 29-year-old and two pals attempted blowing up the vending machine in Schoppingen to swipe condoms and cash.

      But the man was hit in the head by a shard of metal when the bomb exploded before he could reach a safe distance in their car.

      His friends rushed him to hospital, where he later died from his severe injuries, reported the BBC.


      The machine in Schoppingen, Germany, was destroyed in the attempted robbery.

      The two men initially told suspicious hospital staff that their unconscious friend had fallen down the stairs, but later confessed to authorities that they blasted the machine.

      The two surviving men were arrested and later released from custody, according to CNBC.

      No cash or condoms were stolen from the vending machine."





      I thought this was the funny line ...

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        #4
        That first line is pure classic.........

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          #5
          Those three are poster children for condoms...

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            #6
            How did you find this? Did you have a Google Alert for "condom"?

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              #7
              I thought the first line was the winner. Premature explosions are terrible - not that I would know.


              ...I do

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                #8
                Yep I hate when my bomb explodes prematurely LOL.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by texan4ut View Post
                  Yep I hate when my bomb explodes prematurely LOL.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ragin' View Post
                    Brings back a memory I didn't want.

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                      #11
                      I bet if he had lived his buddies would have really ribbed him.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Draco View Post
                        Brings back a memory I didn't want.
                        Ain't that the truth! Makes my fingers ache again

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Chew View Post
                          I bet if he had lived his buddies would have really ribbed him.

                          Well played, sir. His days would have been studded with jokes for sure.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Chew View Post
                            I bet if he had lived his buddies would have really ribbed him.

                            Just for their pleasure.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Chew View Post
                              I bet if he had lived his buddies would have really ribbed him.
                              His buddies knew he was a goner when he went limp heading to the ER

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