Yo mama jokes

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[Guerrero88]

Yo momma has so many gaps in her teeth she has a sign in her mouth that says next tooth one mile

[hot_rod_eddie]

Yo mamma so lazy she won't read the thread

You are on fire today Chew.
That is at least two coffee spitters today.

At least I was first!

[Chew]

Yes you were. Everyone else is riding on your coat tails.

[lone star]

Yo mama is so slow it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama is so stupid she through her self at the ground and missed.

[Duane]

Yo mama's so fat your daddy had to buy a Dodge with trailer towing mirrors to see around her.

[d_e_smith]

They used to be called jumpolines before yo mama jumped on one.

[germinator]

......needs a jack to change her shoes.

[Ghost Animation]

Yo mamma so fat when she sat on an ipod she made the ipad.

[Guerrero88]

Yo mommas house is so dusty the cockroaches ride around on dune buggies

[Speedgoat]

Your Momma is so fat she had to apply for her own zip code.

Your Momma is like a race car, she burns four rubbers a day.

Your Momma is so dumb. I saw her walking down the street carrying a car door. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "in case it gets hot I can roll the window down."

[Puddle Duck]

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she butters her own corn.

[arrowsmack324]

Your momma so ugly, they had to tie a pork chop aground her neck so the dog would play her when she was a kid.

[ETXBow]

Yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of the tv, I lost 3 episodes.

[Masmak]

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad