Texans 2015 thread

[ACCURACYINC]

I just wanted to give shaft slinger another place to tell everyone the Texans suck. That is all.

[Mayhem]

Any time.

[JW]

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Any time.

Rotflmao!

[JHT]

I just wanted to give shaft slinger another place to tell everyone the Texans suck. That is all.

I wouldn't pay any attention to him.

If Smart wouldn't have taught him to upload Google searched images we wouldn't even know he was here.

[dc1986]

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Any time.

One of my favorites...

[Mayhem]

I wouldn't pay any attention to him.



If Smart wouldn't have taught him to upload Google searched images we wouldn't even know he was here.

You know very little. I don't even know this Smart fella you reference.

[ACCURACYINC]

I wouldn't pay any attention to him.

If Smart wouldn't have taught him to upload Google searched images we wouldn't even know he was here.

I just think the "my team rules, your team sucks" comments are so 1997...coincidentally the last year the Cowboys were worth a ****...but then I remind myself that Porter is about a decade and a half behind the rest of civilization, and 78% of the population still communicates by smoke signal or telegraph.

[ACCURACYINC]

It does make for some funny banter though!

[TUCO]

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[JHT]

It does make for some funny banter though!

It's all good. Want to bet a case of beer he has never lived in Dallas?


Most people who live in Porter were born there and never leave. Some sort of genetic black hole if you will.

[Mayhem]

It's all good. Want to bet a case of beer he has never lived in Dallas?





Most people who live in Porter were born there and never leave. Some sort of genetic black hole if you will.

Never have lived in Dallas I was just lucky enough to be born a Cowboys fan.

What you excuse for being a fan of a bad franchise?

[Mayhem]

I just think the "my team rules, your team sucks" comments are so 1997...coincidentally the last year the Cowboys were worth a ****...but then I remind myself that Porter is about a decade and a half behind the rest of civilization, and 78% of the population still communicates by smoke signal or telegraph.

You Kotexan fans have such short memories.

[ACCURACYINC]

Never have lived in Dallas I was just lucky enough to be born a Cowboys fan.

What you excuse for being a fan of a bad franchise?

Define bad...like bad that our owner isn't out raping strippers? Or our backup running back isn't stealing underwear from department stores? Or our best player isn't slapping his mother and whining about his contract, rather out in the community bringing positive experiences to young kids? Yeah. Terrible franchise.....

[panhandlehunter]

I call shaft_slinger a friend, but he's misguided. Lol

[Mayhem]

Define bad...like bad that our owner isn't out raping strippers? Or our backup running back isn't stealing underwear from department stores? Or our best player isn't slapping his mother and whining about his contract, rather out in the community bringing positive experiences to young kids? Yeah. Terrible franchise.....

As in having never won a Superbowl, or even had 1/2 a sniff at one bad. 2-14 bad.