Help!

[sweetinlow660]

I've got the chance of a lifetime coming up and I need all the advice I can get. This is going to sound crazy but....Does anyone know how to, or have any experience catching a polar bear?

[Jaybo31]

Yes! Glad you asked

You cut a hole in the ice...
You set peas around it...
When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole!!!!!!

You're welcome

[Kaycee11]

I've heard that Coca Cola works very well...LOL

[ACCURACYINC]

Yes! Glad you asked

You cut a hole in the ice...
You set peas around it...
When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole!!!!!!

You're welcome

LOL!!!! I told my wife this the other night, and she called me an idiot.

[CastAndBlast]

Bait with Holy Water?

[Jaybo31]

LOL!!!! I told my wife this the other night, and she called me an idiot.

Mine too

[Mhageman]

Lmao jaybo31

[BolilloLoco]

I've heard they hate cinnamon.

[solocam_aggie]

Da*n, your joke got busted on the first comment!

[sweetinlow660]

Lol. I know it. Oh well. My daughter had been telling that joke since she was 18 months old

[Smithwr]

I've heard they hate cinnamon.

That's tigers!!! Idiot

[Johnny Dangerr]

Puff puff - pass - pass....................