I really need to work on my Ninja skills

[fox1]

This morning the wife and I walked up to the barn to get to work and a frigging water moccasin ran right in front of me. I remember giving my best Ninja yell to warn her that
1. There is a snake
2. To get back so she don't get hurt by my ninja moves, sometimes when I am in the throws of my Ninja magic innocent people can get injured.

Well anyway after giving my warning I went into overdrive and dispatched the evil thing. I thought the entire time I could hear her muttering in awe at my awesome moves but after a minute I realized she was laughing so hard she couldn't breath.
According to her my Ninja yell sounded a lot like a teenage girl screaming at the top of her lungs . I think I need to work on my warning yell a little bit more.
Dang woman.

[Johnny Dangerr]

Funny story..................

[DCT]

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[Landrover]

bwahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

[Hamshire]

It's obvious that she was in shock and her recollection is clearly skewed.

[fox1]

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Think I will sign up for a course

[jruss]

Don't she know that a true ninja shouts the warning in a tone the one being warned can understand. If you are warning a woman it only makes sense you use a woman scream.

[fox1]

Don't she know that a true ninja shouts the warning in a tone the one being warned can understand. If you are warning a woman it only makes sense you use a woman scream.

I just showed her your post and she just gave me "The Look "

[jruss]

Yah I know the look...... The one that says that guy is a genius......

[DarnYuppie]

Anyone who says they aren't freaked out by the appearance of an unexpected snake is a lair!!!

Years ago I was visting a friend in NJ. We went to one of their friends houses. We were hanging out in the basement, which had ceiling about 8" high or so. We were just haning out and I was in an old chair that was facing towards everyone but had its back to the stairs. Apparently they had a boa constrictor as a pet and thought it would be REALLY funny sneak up behind me to drape it it over my shoulders. Needless to say I took one look at that snakes face jumped straight up, and cracked my head on the ceiling. I may have also issued a rousing war cry at the same time. And by war cry I mean the scream of a 12 year old girl. Regardless everyone else ****** themselves with laughter....dicks...

[Mudslinger]

LMAO! I would do the same thing!

[fox1]

Yah I know the look...... The one that says that guy is a genius......

I'm liking you more and more brother.

[rlwenzel]

good video lmao watch the jerry springer one

[locolonghorn]

That boys good!!!!!

[BowOnly81]

That's hilarious. Sounded so different and manlier in your head huh? Lol!