Oops I'm in the doghouse.

[AgBass01]

I considered sending this to my wife cuz i think it would be funny.....but then i thought....nope, i enjoy sex

X10000!!!!

[nursejenn]

I'm sorry y'all get in trouble for things like that...


I laughed!

[furboom]

That's dangerous, so close to deer season. Then again, you can claim temporary insanity due to a lack of hunting .

[MQ32Shooter]

OMG man! What is wrong with you?? I've learned the hard way. I told my wife the other day how nice she looked. Her response, "Oh so that means I didn't look nice yesterday??"

[Graysonhogs]

OMG man! What is wrong with you?? I've learned the hard way. I told my wife the other day how nice she looked. Her response, "Oh so that means I didn't look nice yesterday??"

Just say "nope" and take cover

[Crazy Horse]

...Do you think I'm That Stupid woman?...

Do you really want to know the answer?!

First shooting your bow in her new house & now this...and she's still not mad?

Dude she's setting up her "defense" for your death brother!

[Graysonhogs]

She ain't that mad. But I'm thinking, Do you think I'm That Stupid woman?
Should I send her a box of chocolates

Sugar free. Lol. That and the pic and we will see you on the news

[MQ32Shooter]

Just say "nope" and take cover

Sounds like a No Win situation to me. Where's NurseJenn? She can straighten all of us out.

[Tmag]

OMG man! What is wrong with you?? I've learned the hard way. I told my wife the other day how nice she looked. Her response, "Oh so that means I didn't look nice yesterday??"

It's a trap every stinking time I tell you! I say something nice and mine wants to knw what I've done or what I want.

And heaven forbid when you don't notice they've had their hair done, OMG it's like you have no brain.

[Texas8point]

She ain't that mad. But I'm thinking, Do you think I'm That Stupid woman?
Should I send her a box of chocolates

Even worse send her a fruit basket !

[Crazy Horse]

Sounds like a No Win situation to me. Where's NurseJenn? She can straighten all of us out.

Why, because you think she's fat?

[MQ32Shooter]

It's a trap every stinking time I tell you! I say something nice and mine wants to knw what I've done or what I want.

And heaven forbid when you don't notice they've had their hair done, OMG it's like you have no brain.

Spoken like a man that has been burned multiple times.

[dbaio1]

That's a major brain fart sending that to your lady. Hope the dog house visit is brief for you brother. Good luck

[Txsurveyor2014]

I learned a long time ago, just never say anything, just mumble and grunt and let her decipher it the way she wants! It has worked for me anyway... Lol



And never send her pictures that have any wiggle room for interpretation

[Aggiebow88]

I guess I am a slow learner but it worked out for me one time. You know the hated question: Honey,, does this " fill in the blank" make me look fat?
The wife asked me one time, "honey, do these pants make my butt look big??"
I replied:


Drum roll please....












"baby, its not the pants.,,,,,,"




She never asked the question again!!!!!