Where will you be?

[jerp]

Speaking of annoying commercials, I nominate the "where will you be when the first woman pitches in Major League Baseball?" ad for AT&T that I've seen 100 times in the last couple of weeks. Is this part of a series of spots that will include "where will you be when the first dwarf wins the MVP of the NBA?" or "where will you be when the first NASCAR race is won by a one-legged blind man?"
( I will include a link to this post in my application to the Grumpy Old Farts Club)

[Stoof]

Where will you be?

It's pretty dumb. I'm always hoping to miss whatever it is by a day or two.
I'm only a mere 40. When am I officially in the club?

[AtTheWall]

Where is ROB LOWE when we need him?!?!?!?!

[Abcdj]

I am 53 now and hope to hit 80 someday if lucky. I won't be here to see it at 80 I'm guessing.