"It's the bottom of the ninth (last weekend of deer season) ladies and gentlemen as jerp steps to the plate (heads to the lease) one last time to try and redeem himself. He's only scored once this year (an average sized doe in November) and has two at-bats remaining (Sat. evening and Sunday morning) Can he do it? Can he save his season ?(provide his family with backstrap?) He strides to the plate (tripod) with confidence, bat (bow) on his shoulder, hoping for a hanging curveball (broadside buck at 20yds). The tension mounts, the count is full. Can he do it? Stay tuned"....
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