What do you call a dog with no legs?
Call it what you want be he ain't gonna come to you.
Call it what you want be he ain't gonna come to you.
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Originally posted by Larry Pasket View Post
What do you call a guy who posted a joke for the 4th time in the same thread?
Larry Pasket.
Get it?
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Bad cop no donut!Comment
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Originally posted by Chew View PostWhat do you call a guy who posted a joke for the 4th time in the same thread?
Larry Pasket.
Get it?
As often as I can ;-)Comment
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A gay walks into bar frequented by pro football players. He sits at the bar and states that the players are all over-rated and he could beat them at any drinking game they could come up with. One player said fine. We will slam a beer for 6 points and bend over and fart for the extra point. The gay said fine and he would go first. He managed to drink the beer and bend over and fart for a 7-0 lead. The pro player did the same with drinking the beer in about a second and ripping a humongous fart for a 7-7 tie. This went on and the score was tied at 28-28 when the gay took about 5 minutes to drink the beer and barely eeked out a very low, very small toot of a fart. It was now 35-28 in favor of the gay patron. The big pro football player laughed and stood away from the bar with the beer in hand. He downed the beer rather quickly and when he bent over to fart for the tying extra point, they gay jumped behind him and yelled " block that point, block that point!"
Hope I don't get banned!Comment
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Lame jokes
Lil Johnny was in his first grade class. Each person had to come up to the front and tell something cool about their father. Johnny gets up and says "my daddy can eat light bulbs".
The teacher said "Johnny, are you sure. That sounds impossible. "
Johnny said "Yes mam, I sure of it"
The teacher replied " have you ever seen him eat a light bulb?"
Johnny said "no but the other night after my mom and dad went to bed I heard him tell my mom "if you turn that light out I'll eat it".Comment
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Have you read "Blood on the Hurdles" by Won Hung Low?Comment
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Why did the cat jump when it walked by the tree,because of its barkComment
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Who do fish go see for a operation..The head SturgeonComment
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Do you know where the saying ( you've got to be shi**ing me)came from?
George Washington was crossing the Potamic with 24 men, it was a stormy night with high waves and rain, he was having a hard time seeing so he told Colonel Peters to get to the front of the boat and hold a lantern so he could see, they had almost made it across when a giant wave came over the bow, and swept Colonel Peters away drowning him.
They finally made it across and set out to find food and shelter, they didn't make it far when they saw the lights of a house. Not knowing that it was a brothel, George knocked nocked on the door, when the madam answered the door, he explained that they where cold, hungry, and needed shelter for the night, these were the first men she had seen in a while, because all the men where off to war, she excitedly asked how many men had with him?
He said well there's 23 without Peters, she said you've got to be shi**ting me.Comment
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What's Irish and sit out in the rain? Paddy O furniture
What's grey and comes in quarts? ElephantComment
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What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?Originally posted by outlaw713 View Post
Still no eye deer...Comment
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Lame jokes
I'm surprised the no arm no leg jokes haven't taken off.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your trunk.
jack.
...In your mail box?
Bill
...on the wall?
Art
...at your front door?
Matt
... That water skies?
BobComment
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In a hole?
Phil
In a pile of leaves?
Russell
On a piece of paper?
Mark
On a baseball field?
Home plateComment
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