Boudreaux and Marie were at the mall doing their Christmas shopping, and naturally the crowd of shoppers was huge. They were standing in a crowded line at the checkout counter, and Marie noticed that Boudreaux was passing admiring looks at a beautiful woman standing directly in front of him. After a couple of minutes, the woman turns around and slaps the snot out of Boudreaux, yelling, "That'll teach you not to pinch strange women !" Boudreaux turns to Marie and says, "But, Cher, I didn't pinch dat lady !" Marie just smiles and says, "I know, Boudreaux, I did !"
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Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodeaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: 'The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!'
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and asks, 'Do ya think maybe the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?'Comment
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How to kill a polar bear, you cut a hole in the ice, then tie a fish to a string so it splashes around in the water, when the bear bends down to get the fish, you run up and kick him in the icehole.Comment
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Where do mice go when they lose their tail?
A Re-Tail store.Comment
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Two guys are out hunting, and as they are
walking along they come upon a huge hole in the
ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size
of it.
The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I
can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes
to hit bottom."
The first hunter says "There's this old truck
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it
in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count
one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over
the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush
behind them. As they turn around they see a goat
come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole
with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each
other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out
what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't
happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did
you?"
The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but
we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat
came running out of the bushes doin' about a hundred
miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole
here!"
The old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I
had him chained to a transmission!"Comment
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What fish has Knees?
A Two-Knee FishComment
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
If you can't get it right the first time, don't take up sky diving.Comment
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This makes me cry not laugh. I don't think you understand what this word means.Originally posted by Hookem84 View PostComment
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What jumps and rolls?
A frog on the way home from his vasectomy.Comment
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.Comment
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Have you read that book......Rusty bed springs - By: Ipee nightlyComment
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