Twas the night before Christmas....a TBH version.

[systemnt]

(one line at a time. Go )

[nursejenn]

...

[Neck]

And all through the ranch...

[BrandonA]

Not a creature was stirring not even a spike...

[Bigyummy77]

Not a creature was stirring not even a spike...

Stepping on a branch...

[Evenin'only]

The beer cans were littered round the campsite with cheer

[nursejenn]

While everyone debated to shoot what size deer!

[bigmike585]

When all of the sudden, there was a commotion out back . . .

[BigThicketBoy]

Then out of the bigthicket there came such a clatter. Was it
Bigfoot or a black panther?

[BrandonA]

or did Bubba just fall in the chitter...

[rlwenzel]

When we realized the out house had smoke coming from its stack

[Evenin'only]

We knew ole rupert was after his midnight snack

[bowhunterchris]

But food, that is what we lacked.

[Kingslayer]

But wait wait wait!!!! It gets worse

[clayg08]

When out by the skinning rack there arose such a clatter. i sprang from my camper to see what was the matter. is that EBH ?