LEO funny

[WCB]

A blonde woman was speeding and got pulled over by a blonde police woman. The officer got to the car and asked the blonde speeder for her DL. The blonde fumbled through her purse and was getting frustrated and asked what it looked like. The officer said it was square and had her picture on it. The driver found a mirror, looked at it and handed it to the officer. The blonde officer handed it back and said I'm letting you go as I didn't realize you were an officer.

[Mtltx]

Ha!! That's a good one

[tjb86]

Lol

[d1rich1]

Haha

[Quackerbox]

A blonde walks into the wal mart and sees a new bright and shiney thermos. She asks an employee what it is. Employee says well it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

Blonde is excited and has to have one so she buys it. The next day at work her blond friend sees it and says hey whats that? Blonde says its a thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!

Blonde freind says NEAT WHATS IN IT?


2 cups of coffee and a popsicle




Thanks I'll be here all night dont foget to tip the waitress

[elkbowhunter]

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[tvc184]

Is this a blonde thread or a cop thread?

[TX_Kevin]

Is this a blonde thread or a cop thread?

Yes.

[WCB]

Is this a blonde thread or a cop thread?

Sorry, I forgot the donut part of it...

[tvc184]

Sorry, I forgot the donut part of it...

Speaking of donuts.... can I file charges for theft of police jokes??

A blonde woman cop pulls over a blonde woman driver. She asks for the other blonde's drivers license.

The blonde driver asks what a drivers license is and the blonde cop says that it is something with her picture on it.

So the blonde driver looks in her purse and finds a small mirror and when she looks at it, sure enough she sees her own "picture" so she hands it to the blonde cop.

The cop looks at the mirror and sees herself and asks the blonde woman driver, "Why didn't you tell me that you were a cop?".

06-25-2011

[Mike D]

Speaking of donuts.... can I file charges for theft of police jokes??







06-25-2011

Lol.

[WCB]

Speaking of donuts.... can I file charges for theft of police jokes??



06-25-2011

When you were young, were you by any chance blonde???

[tvc184]

Okay, I'll contribute to both cops and blondes.

BLONDE JOKE

A guy is going deer hunting for opening day and his blonde wife is there to meet him as he is ready to leave. To his surprise, for the first time, she wants to go also. So he gives her a rifle, brings her to a stand and tells her if she shoots one to just stay there as he will not be far away and will hear the shot and come get the deer.

Just after daylight he hears his wife shoot. He gets out of the stand and starts heading her way when he hears another shot... then another. The guy starts to step it up a bit and hears yet another shot and his wife yelling, “Get away from my deer!!”. Boom... another shot and again the blonde wife is yelling.

This time he hears a guy's voice also saying, “Okay lady, you can have your deer... just let me get the saddle”.

COP JOKE

A cop is chasing a speeder in a high speed chase and after about a mile, the guy pulls over. The cops goes running up to the car with gun drawn asking why the guy ran. He states, “About two months ago my wife ran away with a cop and I thought it was you and you were trying to give her back”.

[gig one]

That's a good one

[Younggun1996]

Lol