This thread reminds me...
...of the book by Patrick McManus called Never Sniff a Gift Fish.
There is a great story in there called "The Christmas Hatchet" he received as a boy.
First thing they tell him after he opens the package is "Now don't chop anything!!??"
Super funny book.....
...of the book by Patrick McManus called Never Sniff a Gift Fish.
There is a great story in there called "The Christmas Hatchet" he received as a boy.
First thing they tell him after he opens the package is "Now don't chop anything!!??"
Super funny book.....
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