Great interview tips

[ted_kennedys_liver]

Things to point out during an interview as witnessed in the movie "Step Brother":
I am no good before 11am
I take stuff
Computers give me a headache
I am not a particularly good listener and am a slow learner
I have to have someone ride with me on elevators
I will not go into a used office
Did I mention I am a slow learner?

References:
Jesus Christ

[curtintex]

Government would hire him.

[stevieray54]

XX2 on that one Curt

[tpack]

I have been doing a lot of interviewing lately. If am tired of hearing " I am a fast learner". We had a job fair that was open to the public, and people showed up so unprepared that it is not even funny. I have found out that when you ask people to tell you a little about themselves, you will get way more information than you need to know.