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    How to get a old,fat and retired cop to run

    Was removing some youpon today around the green house with a backhoe today.
    I reached out and started to drag out some and saw an old stump moving also. Reached out a little bit more and gottcha.
    Looked like a yellow sparkler AND the race was on.
    HONEY BEES
    The hoe will run 25 mph. Did not know I could pick up <Lock up and go that fast.
    Was hit 3 times in the back of the head. Out traveled the rest.
    Second hive this year in a hollow tree.
    Any body want some bees?

    #2
    did you pull anything out of whack? would have loved to see the YOUTUBE on that one

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      #3
      ha

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        #4
        I was going to suggest a stick, some string and a doughnut instead of a carrot by reading the title.

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          #5
          The head! Why do they always go for the head! They're some dirty players.

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            #6
            So you mean "old, fat, and retired cop to drive"?

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              #7
              You were lucky only three got you. I put 6" black roud patchs of velcro on the back end of my mower deck, its always full of fresh stingers.

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                #8
                Note.....this is not exercise.
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                  #9
                  Dats one fast hoe. Glad you're ok

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by elkbowhunter View Post
                    Note.....this is not exercise.

                    "Save as"! This is a good one!!!!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by chief262 View Post
                      i was going to suggest a stick, some string and a doughnut instead of a carrot by reading the title.
                      lol

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                        #12
                        Was waiting on the donuts. There has to be more.
                        Actually the hoe was to slow I left it.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by quarterback View Post
                          The head! Why do they always go for the head! They're some dirty players.
                          Dark color of your hair.

                          "II. Introduction

                          Honeybees are famous for many things, including their ability to inflict painful stings. This exercise focuses on honeybee aggression and uses a video demonstration of honeybee attacks and the kinds of things that honeybees like to attack. Perhaps this can help you learn what to avoid in the future! Although the video and exercise focuses on the commonly found European honeybee, the behavior of Africanized honeybees is quite similar, except that their aggressive response is, as a group, more intense.



                          General honeybee aggression

                          Honeybees generally attack only to defend their colony, but will also attack if they are seriously disturbed outside the nest. Common sources of attack stimulus for honeybees include alarm pheromone, vibrations, carbon dioxide, hair, and dark colors (Crane 1990).

                          This makes sense because mammals, which are common predators of bees, are usually hairy, dark colored, and exhale carbon dioxide. If you think about this you will realize that bees are drawn towards attacking sensitive areas around the head of a common predator.

                          Stinging is the ultimate final act of a honeybee because soon after, she will die. First the bee becomes alerted; she takes on a guarding stance and protrudes the sting, which recruits other bees by releasing alarm pheromone. Secondly, the bee will search for the source of stimulus and orient towards it. Finally she will attack; emitting a high pitched buzz and making body thrusts towards the source of disturbance. In such a defense response, honeybees rarely pursue stimuli for long distances (although Africanized bees can pursue victims for hundreds of meters. If a sting does occur, the bee will die soon after stinging because the sting is left behind and the bee disembowels itself in flying away. Once the bee’s sting is inside a victim, it pumps out more venom and emits alarm pheromones. During this time, the stinging bee will spend its dying moments distracting its victim by flying around its head as if it were going to sting again."

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                            #14
                            I have two hives of them do you want some more. They are in hollow oak trees. One is five foot of ground and the other is 12-15 ft off the ground.The 15 footer sits on my north fence about 20 yards from conor of property and five footer on top edge tank dam and off fence line 10 ft . I need to get rid of them due fact I need to rebuild that conor and there is no way I would bring in my welder there....This old fat retired cop won't run because they be calling air life chopper in for me.......Andy

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                              #15
                              My hair is grayish in color

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