What's the matter, turtle got your tongue?

[venado]

Calvin "Clicker" Embry talks a little funny these days.

[kfd82]

Hold my beer.....HEY YALL, watch this..

[Fightinaggies]

Theres one born every day

[TX_Kevin]

What would ever cause a guy to want to do such a thing?

[Spineshot]

Once a redneck, always a redneck

[JayB]

...and lick their eyeballs...i'd snap at your *** too!
JayB

[Cull]

Pure genius!

[DaveS903]

"Do you know how hard it is to talk with a 15-pound snappin' turtle hanging off the end of your tongue?"

It won't be easy, but I have got to figure out a way to work this into a conversation.

[sailor]

A Yankee Redneck

[stuntriderant]

Yea....... It Always Starts With Hold My Beer!!

[SaltwaterSlick]

..............................HERE's YOUR SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! comes to mind!

[Sippy]

wow and he shares my last name... but at least its spelled different

[kfd82]

"Do you know how hard it is to talk with a 15-pound snappin' turtle hanging off the end of your tongue?"

It won't be easy, but I have got to figure out a way to work this into a conversation.

LOL now thats funny.
We should have a contest to see who could come up with the best story that includes that line in it.

[kfd82]

"Do you know how hard it is to talk with a 15-pound snappin' turtle hanging off the end of your tongue?"

Is it harder than doing calculus while breast feeding a weasel?

[Dejashoot]

Turtle soup.