Whats Your Funny Saying

[chewjr]

Madder than a midget Trying to YOYO

[chewjr]

Madder than a one legged waitress at IHOP

[chewjr]

I'm madder than a mosquito in a manikin factory.

[red]

Haha here is another 1 for you Boyz when you see a hot chick

I would drag my sack thru 10 miles of glass just to hear her fart thru a walky talky

Walkie talky with weak batteries and a broken antenna.

[Abcdj]

Thats tuffer than a $10 jaw breaker.

Weve got them right where they want us.

You never know how good a person or a watermellon is till they get thumped.

[hellbndr23]

Like a cow staring at a new gate.

Like a monkey fornicating a football.

[steve corn]

All of my best storys start with"I might have been drinking just a little"

[Kuller]

"Hey, I'm fornicating this dog, you just hold the tail." When someone tries to tell you how to do something differently.

" I'd drag my a** across a mile of broken glass just to hear her p*** in a tin cup." When you see a hot girl.

"That boy is about as sharp as a basketball" I have a quite a few of these I work with.

[.270_Maniac]

Shaking like a fag in church.

[sweetinlow660]

I don't play around. I quit school because of recess

[Eric T.]

When someone wants to tell you something but can't get it out. I say Hurry up before you forget.

[GunnerHunter]

My papa was telling me about a rattlesnake den he found when he was a kid. I asked how many he thought was in it.. He said well they was in there thicker then the hair on a dogs back..

[deerplanter]

That'll put lead in your pencil

That'll put hair on your chest

That'll make your babies be born naked

[Wood Man]

You can use this saying when something is fast
"I'll be on on you quicker than a cat can lick his butt."

Now that's fast.

[TXBuck74]

Dance with the one that brung ya..

don't look a gift horse in the mouth..

mad'r than a wet hen...

you want to fight.. better pack a lunch..