Shopped at Lowe's today LOL!

[ItsLeo]

I went to Lowe's today to buy a couple of "Pronged T-nuts". These are used a lot in furniture. I couldn't find them so I was glad when an associate of the store asked if I needed help. He quickly figured out what I was looking for and lead me right to them. "What size do you need?", he asks. I dig into my pocket for a hex nut I brought that is the right size. A dog biscuit falls out of my pocket while I'm digging for the hex nut. It was left over from when I played with my dogs this morning. The guy gives me a strange look. I pick the biscuit up, hand it to him and say, "Thanks! Good job!". The look on his face was priceless!

[Tomkat70]

That's funny. Go to Homo Depo and see what you get.

[Texas Tracker]

I went to Lowe's today to buy a couple of "Pronged T-nuts". These are used a lot in furniture. I couldn't find them so I was glad when an associate of the store asked if I needed help. He quickly figured out what I was looking for and lead me right to them. "What size do you need?", he asks. I dig into my pocket for a hex nut I brought that is the right size. A dog biscuit falls out of my pocket while I'm digging for the hex nut. It was left over from when I played with my dogs this morning. The guy gives me a strange look. I pick the biscuit up, hand it to him and say, "Thanks! Good job!". The look on his face was priceless!

Milkbones aren't bad try one.

[CrossTimbers]

Pup-peronis smell pretty good.

[Drewboy22]

I went to Lowe's today to buy a couple of "Pronged T-nuts". These are used a lot in furniture. I couldn't find them so I was glad when an associate of the store asked if I needed help. He quickly figured out what I was looking for and lead me right to them. "What size do you need?", he asks. I dig into my pocket for a hex nut I brought that is the right size. A dog biscuit falls out of my pocket while I'm digging for the hex nut. It was left over from when I played with my dogs this morning. The guy gives me a strange look. I pick the biscuit up, hand it to him and say, "Thanks! Good job!". The look on his face was priceless!

That made me Laugh out Loud! Thats frickin' great!!

[splitfinger]

Great read.

I was helping a friend move several years ago and was boxing up the kitchen pantry. Hadn't eaten that day and was quite hungry. As I was loading the boxes in the pantry I found a box of "People Crackers", obviously thinking they were animal type crackers. Popped a couple in my mouth and instantly know upon chewing they weren't animal crackers. Actually, they weren't that bad. Maybe I was more hungry than I thought.

[LivinADream]

When I was a little fart in school we grew some sweet potatoes in class, the day they sent us home with them I just shoved mine in my pocket.(they were fairly small) that evening at we'd night church, one of my dads friends flipped me over by my feet and shook that tater out of my pocket. Most of the people at my church still call me tater. This happened about 25 years ago

[Eric T.]

Did he eat it?

[ItsLeo]

Did he eat it?

Nope! Not even after I told him it would make his teeth white and shiny!

[JB77]

i would have eaten it!

[ultrastealth]

You're one light tipper.

[Colton]

That's pretty funny right thar

[HighCotton]

That's funny. Go to Homo Depo and see what you get.

No kidding

[ByronF]

I'm surprised you could find anyone to help u much less know what your looking for.

[Blood Trail]

Did you have to use the bathroom? If so, sorry...