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    Deep Thoughts…

    While sitting here in front of the fired up grill on this beautiful Saturday evening, with an ice cold Bud Lite Lime watch-n various types of animal parts, and a couple of Texas Sized tatars wrapped up in foil on the grill, burn, I began think-n about those tatars, and their size. Ya see, these ain’t no ordinary sized Tatars, their true Texas Sized at 9” long. And proportional to their length.

    The tatars are the only vegetable on the grill, or that I’m have-n tonight. They’ll be smuthured in butter, bit of course black pepper added, then topped off with some fresh made salsa I made this afternoon.


    After a few more sips, and then another beer, this got me to think-n a bit more about those tatars sit-n next to all that meat. And I began to think about how just one of those tatars alone could make a thin man full for dinner. This brought to mind how happy a vegetarian would be with just one of those tatars. That in it’s self got me to think-n a little bit about vegetarians. And brought to mind this thought:

    Do vegetarians mount their trophy vegetables they find or grow? I mean, we mount our trophy meat animals and fish right? I wonder if they do the same when they find one in their garden, or at the supermarket. Think I’ll have another Bud Lite Lime, and have to ponder about this a bit more.

    #2
    I think you've had too many already!

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      #3
      Originally posted by AlaskaFlyerFan View Post
      I think you've had too many already!
      This....^

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        #4
        You have to many more of them bud lites and your going to be "mount'in " one of those taters.

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          #5
          Are you smoking something in addition to drinking beer?

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            #6
            Did anybody catch the scientific study that came out two weeks ago about being a vegan.
            50% higher chance of getting cancer 50% higher chance of heart attack.
            Low self-esteem and low quality of life.

            I was shocked.

            I now believe any child that is brought up in a vegan home is being abused.

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              #7
              That is almost like asking

              If you punch yourself and it hurts does it mean that you are weak or strong?

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                #8
                Is that Deep Thoughts or Drunk Thoughts. Party on!!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by nursejenn View Post
                  Are you smoking something in addition to drinking beer?

                  Just the meat on the grill. And the tatars of course.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Texas Grown View Post
                    Just the meat on the grill. And the tatars of course.
                    Give me a few more Bud Lights and I may join you in some deep thoughts...

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                      #11
                      He likes his Texas Grown

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by txsteele View Post
                        He likes his Texas Grown

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                        Though I may somewhat resemble that feller at a younger age, when I have a beard, that weed stuff is for vegetarians, and can stay in Colorado where it's high anyway .

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                        Time for another Bud Light Lime, not Dos XX

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by nursejenn View Post
                          Are you smoking something in addition to drinking beer?
                          Thats what I was thinkin'.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Deb View Post
                            Thats what I was thinkin'.
                            Profiling.................

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by thorthunder View Post
                              Did anybody catch the scientific study that came out two weeks ago about being a vegan.
                              50% higher chance of getting cancer 50% higher chance of heart attack.
                              Low self-esteem and low quality of life.

                              I was shocked.

                              I now believe any child that is brought up in a vegan home is being abused.
                              Can you post a link? I'm not at all surprised by these findings.

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