Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate.
Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
Dwight: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate!
Owen: Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?
Not in a million years. Thats why god invented cold beer. So when they have homo - gay stuff on tv, you can protect your man card by setting outside drinking beer until you are ready for bed.
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