Self Deserving Injuries

[Kruzifux259]

This. Deer feeder fell on that left ring finger three years ago. Two major surgeries later I am on the road to recovery. Btw mods if this is to graphic, feel free to delete. I've got,other threads documenting this deal without this picture.

Spoiler alert us next time... I let a huge "UGH!" in my office just now and everyone knows what an interior of what a hand looks like now. LOL!

So why didn't they reattach it? Im just curious... It looks pretty simple to attach the ligaments with some staples from a staple gun, run some duct tape around the whole hand to hold on the skin for a couple days and super glue to fill in the small holes from bleeding out... BAM! just like new. LOL!

Sorry for joking about it, but I am sure that it like all get out... better a finger, rather than the whole arm...

[Gunner87]

these are from being a dumbarse. Mainly when I wrecked the scooter while being stupid. That last one is me on life support at Memorial Hermann downtown. After a full day of drinking and riding a John Deere gator.

[JackFlash]

wow, these pics make me dizzy!!

[Tequilazo]

Field dressing

Cut myself instead of the esophagus

[Biggs]

Got this one from a joiner. It flattened the tip off pretty fast.

[amcalister04]

My tree stand broke this last season and I caught the ladder stick on the way down with my left butt cheek. Landed on my feet but the stand broke before I hooked up my harness. Got really lucky, the good Lord decided it wasn't my time. 11 stitches inside and 9 outside.

[Stuck]

****!!! The things that come out of my mouth when I just bump my head.

[Rudyl]

Yup.....I thought it might leave a mark....I was right.

[Skinny]

I think I'm gunna puke.

Skinny

[Skinny]

I dropped a 720 pound squat bar on my left ring finger while maxing out at TCU back in 1999 or so. This is it today...lost about 1/4" of my finger. There are some gory pics of it on the TCU athletic training website somewhere.

I freaked all the homies out cuz I just calmly took my weight belt off, picked up my finger tip off the ground and walked out of the weight room. Lol.



It sure as heck coulda been worse...slowed my guitar playing down quite a bit but I adapted!!!

Skinny

[Jaybo31]

This thread makes my stomach hurt

[hardtner]

I was thinking of posting about my stumped toe or ingrown fingernail, but I think I will pass. We have some clear winners already on this thread

[quarterback]

This has to be the grossest thread of all time.

My little boo-boo from a summer or two back:

[nursejenn]

Heck why not?!? My dad's thumb after a run in with a circular saw that kicked back... Cut off right at the knuckle... This was 2 years ago and I still have the photo on my phone...

[ryanwood08]

Should have took a pic but froday I was moving a mirror and dropped it. It broke and slit my wrist wide open