Who gets the " Look What You Taught Him"

[Diamond-BT]

How many of you with boys and maybe girls get this from your wife? Today we are sitting at the dinner table having supper. I am minding my own buisness eating my food when all the the sudden my wife starts yelling at me saying " look what you taught him now. I am sitting there looking like a deer in the head lights not knowing at all what she is talking about. Apperently my son desides he likes the green beans and was shoveling them in his mouth like a pig. So instead of yelling at him she just turns to me and some how it is all my falt. This happens all the time!! I seem to get the blame for all kinda things he , Peed on the seat, or did not put it down, says bad words, tears some thing up, ect. And of course I never do any of those thins. Some times I walk in he is in the corner crying she is saying to me look what you taught him now and I have no idea what is going on. God I love being a dad. Any one elso feel the heat.

Oh yea Happy 4th ya'll

[HUNTNETIME]

Oh yeah...like picking up the bowl and slirping the milk after a good bowl of cereal. I proudly taught my son that one!!!

[maglite]

Yep Daily!!!!!!!!! Peeing outside!! Peeing outside!! Peeing outside!!

Watchin huntin shows 24-7!!!!!! Peeing outside!!!

[BradC]

Don't get that yet, but with an 18 month old son, its gonna happen soon.

[bboswell]

Some times I walk in he is in the corner crying she is saying to me look what you taught him now and I have no idea what is going on. God I love being a dad. Any one elso feel the heat.

Oh yea Happy 4th ya'll

Of course all Dads get blamed for teaching some things..................BUT it sounds like Mom needs an anger managment course.

[Mark44]

taught my little one to say "Shut up" to TV commercials. it was so cute - she'd say "SHup" really funny.

then one day mom told her to do something she didn't want to do and so she kindly said "SHup mom"

not very funny.

guess who was in the dog house?

[Mudslinger]

Heck, I don't even have kids and I still get that look from family members for nieces and nephews and from close friends. When I had my shop a close friend of mine and his wife always shot my hunting league on Thursday night and they usually left there only child, a son, up in front with me and he kept looking at the "girly" (fully clothed) calendars I had behind my counter in my work area and he kept asking questions. He was about 7 or 8 and between me, my best friend and his Dad, the word "hooters" eventually was learned, then one night when there were about 30 people at league and he took down one of the calendars and walked into the back where league was taking place and yelled at his Dad to look at the "hooters" on the girl in the calendar pic. His wife could have killed all 3 of us and probably would have if it hadn't been for everyone else rolling on the floor laughing.

[HUNTNETIME]

You mean...you actually get out of the dog house from time to time?

taught my little one to say "Shut up" to TV commercials. it was so cute - she'd say "SHup" really funny.

then one day mom told her to do something she didn't want to do and so she kindly said "SHup mom"

not very funny.

guess who was in the dog house?

[lonestar8839]

welcome to fatherhood

[loco cacahuate]

I was watching TeleTubbies with my young grandson one day, with all the rabbits hopping around I point my finger and said "POW POW , rabbit for supper".
Now I get the blame for him shooting the easter bunny.

[bwssr]

I only raised 4 kids..so I have NO idea...

[hoghead]

how about a 2 year old that spits on the ground every time he sees me spit snuff. and it took a while for the wife to understand that it is ok for him to wear his cowboy boots with his shorts if he wants to

[Marion]

I've gotten in more trouble for my kids not using a napkin. Seems I don't use one regularly and the kids didn't think they needed to either. Heck I thought that was what jeans and long sleeves were for.

I keep telling my wife I'm not a messy eater but somehow she doesn't buy it.

[Justaguy]

Yep.... If I had only taught my 2 yr old half of the things that he actually does, then I could understand getting the blame.

Latest example..... We just moved into a new house about a month ago. A few days later he's in the back yard peeing on the grass. Of course I get blamed for it. Then the next day he decides to pee, AND POOP in the back yard. His reply was "It makes the grass grow". We were laughing to hard to say anything.