Talked to a moron hipster today...

[.270]

Dateline: 5:45pm today, local gas station getting ice, Southern Comal County.

Moron: Sir, I can't help but ask, did you injure yourself?

Me: No, why?

Moron: I noticed the blood on your bumper I thought you can hurt yourself pretty bad.

Me: No, I am getting ice for a cooler cause I shot a feral hog just now up the road.

Moron: You killed a wild hog? I am sorry but I just don't agree with killing other animals.

Me: I understand, so I guess you don't like Organic foods then, especially organic meats?

Moron: The contrary, we only buy organic food.

Me: So tell me, what is more organic than, taking food from the ground to your table, and the only hands that have touched that food is yours. Start to finish, what is more organic than that?

Moron: (Confused, astonished, and amazed look) If you put in those terms...I can't think of anything. I have never heard it put that way. Have a good day.

Me: You have a good one too.

[rscrub]

TOUCHÉ sir lol. Good one

[ShockValue]

Great response. Mine would have been pizz off.

[bho0351]

Well played sir

[Raypo]

That guys was picking a argument with you. Maybe he forgot that he is in Texas. Everyone has blood on their tailgates

[Toolman]

Awesome job!

[rtp]

Should have ended your last sentence with Buttercup. Nicely done for sure.

[TP3]

Next time wear your camo skinny jeans and you will have a better go of it.

[.270]

next time wear your camo skinny jeans and you will have a better go of it.

lol.

[LloydMcCoy]

TOUCHÉ sir lol. Good one

Haha yes! In yo face weirdo hipster. Tell your friends.

[curtintex]

Blood on my tailgate is from the decomposing body of the last jackleg that asked me stupid questions at a service station. Now pile your skinny jean-wearing arse into that Fiat and get back to the city…..boy.

[Boomerang]

[.270]

Blood on my tailgate is from the decomposing body of the last jackleg that asked me stupid questions at a service station. Now pile your skinny jean-wearing arse into that Fiat and get back to the city…..boy.

Nailed it except the Fiat...he was in another little car.

[Burntorange Bowhunter]

Boom. Now what? LOL.

[.270]

Somehow a lot of yuppy hipsters have escaped Travis County and made there way into San Antonio and Bulverde areas...spreading faster than hogs around these parts.