Should this tbh turn in his man card.

[Dirtymike]

He ask you to help him make sausage. You let him know on monday that sat is sausage party. Bring your meat. Thursday he tells you he has to go to Houston for a Briadal SHOW He is already married. It was so he could book photo shoots for his brother. Then the next weekend you let him know another sausage party is going down and to get his meat ready. He be away from his wife.......
Now this weekend should have decent temps. But he has to decline because he has to go see a Miley Cyrus concert

[panhandlehunter]

I'd out him.

[Fishndude]

His card and his meat are apparently useless!

[Charles]

Can't turn it in if you never had one to begin with

[TxMachinist]

only because of the Miley Cyrus concert.

[Tmag]

You need to take your buddy on a man's night getaway, he needs some heavy duty intervention cause he's leaning pretty hard to the feminine side.

[boh347]

He ask you to help him make sausage. You let him know on monday that sat is sausage party. Bring your meat. Thursday he tells you he has to go to Houston for a Briadal SHOW He is already married. It was so he could book photo shoots for his brother. Then the next weekend you let him know another sausage party is going down and to get his meat ready. He be away from his wife.......
Now this weekend should have decent temps. But he has to decline because he has to go see a Miley Cyrus concert

I think when you ask another guy to get his meat ready your man card should be in question!

[Hoggslayer]

Card Gone!!!!!

I'd sleep with one eye open if you ever invite that guy to the deer camp.

[Silent Assassin]

I think when you ask another guy to get his meat ready your man card should be in question!

This and sounds like you need a new friend! He's blowing you off!

[Colton]

Overlooking the fact that you're the one who keeps throwing "sausage parties" ..... Away with his man card!!!

[Fishndude]

Tell him you're going beaver hunting and see what he says.

[k9trainer]

Sounds to me you're mad that you didn't get to see his meat.

[Bazo]

I don't know. I don't know many guys that want to go to a sausage party...

[TheCracker]

Should this tbh turn in his man card.

I have three guesses as to what this guy does for a living:
1. Florist
2. Hair dresser
3. HGTV show host

Am I close?

[Charles]

He ask you to help him make sausage. You let him know on monday that sat is sausage party. Bring your meat. Thursday he tells you he has to go to Houston for a Briadal SHOW He is already married. It was so he could book photo shoots for his brother. Then the next weekend you let him know another sausage party is going down and to get his meat ready. He be away from his wife.......
Now this weekend should have decent temps. But he has to decline because he has to go see a Miley Cyrus concert

This is very disturbing