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**3rdShot** · 03-10-2014, 09:04 AM

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but he has never cried.

Chuck Norris's beard has it's own fist.

**pigstika1978** · 03-10-2014, 09:14 AM

Chuck Norris didn't shave his beard he farted and it just fell out

**KingsX** · 03-10-2014, 09:18 AM

**pigstika1978** · 03-10-2014, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by KingsX View Post

Lmao!!

**El Coyote** · 03-10-2014, 09:21 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet... He just scares the **** out!!!

**Randell** · 03-10-2014, 09:22 AM

Chuck dosen't age, this just mean the earth is 74 years older!

**Texas8point** · 03-10-2014, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by El Coyote View Post

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet... He just scares the **** out!!!

**Raypo** · 03-10-2014, 09:26 AM

Lmao

**Daniel75** · 03-10-2014, 09:51 AM

**bow_nut81** · 03-10-2014, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by Daniel75 View Post

You better stop taken screen shots and ANSWER YOUR PHONE!

**hcshooter** · 03-10-2014, 10:03 AM

**El suave** · 03-10-2014, 10:19 AM

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

**Jmh05** · 03-10-2014, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by hcshooter View Post

Yep!

(But can't believe he's that old...dang!)

**pigstika1978** · 03-10-2014, 10:46 AM

Chuck Norris' mom didn't give birth to him he round housed his way through the birth canal and spanked the dr and made him cry

Chuck Norris turns 74 today !!!!