Senior Citizen texting codes

[Stan R]

Young people have theirs,

now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

[jimmy o]

Gotta love it!

[Scooby]

Haha

[thorshammer]

That's good stuff. Hahahaha

[Unclebob]

That's good stuff. That's funny, I don't care who you are. I am only 64 so I am not officially a senior citizen yet.............

[Boomerang]

[Jp.]

I havent laughed this hard in a while. Thanks, I need it.

[Black Ice]

Lol!

[super_dave]

TOT should be removed. Not completely senior oriented

[Burnadell]

This is not new stuff. I have been using those for years!

[Froggy]

This is not new stuff. I have been using those for years!

Probably over telegraph using morse code. Was that when you were in the Civil War?

[Thumper]

FWIL Forgot where I live.

WAY Who are you?

FMPA Forgot my pants again.

CMD Change my depends.

[JP Weld]

Haha, good stuff!

[dustoffer]

That's good stuff. That's funny, I don't care who you are. I am only 64 so I am not officially a senior citizen yet.............

Not yet, but you can still get the senior's discount at many places--

[Digitalhunter]

Stan, you must be an expert with all that. At what age does that start?