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    Bachelor party...what am I missing?

    Okay fellas, this is a first for me, so I need to make sure I haven't forgotten anything. One of my best buddies, fellow TBH member, and lease members is getting married in a couple of weeks. His best man is in Alaska and can't make it here for the bachelor party, so it seems those duties fell to me. The groom had some specific rules, such as no nudity, no drinking and driving (I'm certainly in agreement with that), etc. So, what we agreed upon is the following:

    Trip to the gun range followed by camping with a manly meal of steak and taters, cooked by....who else? Me. That and plenty of cold beer around the campfire.

    I've currently piled up 3 shotguns, 6 rifles, 3 handguns and lots of ammo for each, and that's just what I'm bringing, with 7 others coming as well, every one of them gun people. We're going to Best of the West just outside of Liberty Hill which includes 2 skeet ranges, 50-250 yard rifle range, 500-1000 yard rifle range, pistol range and tactical range. This will be my first experience shooting on a range that's longer than 100 yards. Not going to be cheap, but it will be fun.

    After that, we're going to our lease, we'll start a campfire and the grill and toss the taters on to start baking, but not before opening the first beer of the night. Once the taters are almost done, we'll toss the ribeye steaks on the grill. Once everyone is thoroughly intoxicated and tired of telling lies around the camp fire, we'll turn in for the night.

    I've got the groceries, I've got the guns, I've got the ammo, I've got the beer, will get the ice tomorrow....what am I missing?

    BTW, forgot to mention, this is happening tomorrow afternoon.
    Last edited by txfireguy2003; 10-18-2013, 11:28 PM.

    #2
    Blow up dolls.

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      #3
      Breakfast tacos stuff

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        #4
        cigars

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          #5
          Well that was the secondary plan on my bachelor party last april. If it was me the only thing missing there are some good cigars. That's a hobby of my brothers and I, and being he was my best man he knew going to a nice cigar lounge with a good scotch selection was a must. We had a DD as well. Sounds like you pretty well have a plan though. Should be a hoot of a time.
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            #6
            Strippers

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              #7
              A small safe for everyone's keys & cell phones.

              Then call the waitresses.

              "Please no nudity" is a grooms speak for "As many as you can get."

              The best man takes the hit, not you. You were just doing as you were told.

              Step your game up!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by txfireguy2003 View Post
                Okay fellas, this is a first for me, so I need to make sure I haven't forgotten anything. One of my best buddies, fellow TBH member, and lease members is getting married in a couple of weeks. His best man is in Alaska and can't make it here for the bachelor party, so it seems those duties fell to me. The groom had some specific rules, such as no nudity, no drinking and driving (I'm certainly in agreement with that), etc. So, what we agreed upon is the following:

                Trip to the gun range followed by camping with a manly meal of steak and taters, cooked by....who else? Me. That and plenty of cold beer around the campfire.

                I've currently piled up 3 shotguns, 6 rifles, 3 handguns and lots of ammo for each, and that's just what I'm bringing, with 7 others coming as well, every one of them gun people. We're going to Best of the West just outside of Liberty Hill which includes 2 skeet ranges, 50-250 yard rifle range, 500-1000 yard rifle range, pistol range and tactical range. This will be my first experience shooting on a range that's longer than 100 yards. Not going to be cheap, but it will be fun.

                After that, we're going to our lease, we'll start a campfire and the grill and toss the taters on to start baking, but not before opening the first beer of the night. Once the taters are almost done, we'll toss the ribeye steaks on the grill. Once everyone is thoroughly intoxicated and tired of telling lies around the camp fire, we'll turn in for the night.

                I've got the groceries, I've got the guns, I've got the ammo, I've got the beer, will get the ice tomorrow....what am I missing?

                BTW, forgot to mention, this is happening tomorrow afternoon.
                How about a bow, arrows and a target and or live deer?????!!!"

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                  #9
                  Hahaha, JHT, I thought the same thing, but you gotta know this guy. When he says no nudity, he means it.

                  I didn't think about breakfast since I don't normally eat breakfast, but there's a pretty decent taco shop close to the lease.

                  Thanks guys, keep 'em coming.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jason19 View Post
                    How about a bow, arrows and a target and or live deer?????!!!"
                    I've got targets and a couple bows that I'm bringing, but I don't typically allow others to shoot my bows. I'm just bringing the bows to practice after everyone leaves, and on the off chance that I wake up and decide to get a hunt in Sunday morning. Can't do the live deer thing, I can't hunt 8 guys, although, a fresh killed deer hanging from the skinning rack would make for some darn fine camp food!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by txfireguy2003 View Post
                      Hahaha, JHT, I thought the same thing, but you gotta know this guy. When he says no nudity, he means it.

                      I didn't think about breakfast since I don't normally eat breakfast, but there's a pretty decent taco shop close to the lease.

                      Thanks guys, keep 'em coming.
                      Batchleourette parties are celebrations geared towards the brides pampering.

                      Batchlor parties are celebrations for all the grooms buddies.

                      Groom can't say no to nudity if he's passed out before it shows up.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by txfireguy2003 View Post
                        I've got targets and a couple bows that I'm bringing, but I don't typically allow others to shoot my bows. I'm just bringing the bows to practice after everyone leaves, and on the off chance that I wake up and decide to get a hunt in Sunday morning. Can't do the live deer thing, I can't hunt 8 guys, although, a fresh killed deer hanging from the skinning rack would make for some darn fine camp food!
                        You should excuse yourself from the campfire for an hour so and come back with back straps....best party ever! Tell the man of the hour that you are setting the example on how to provide, ha!

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                          #13
                          Tranny's

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                            #14
                            apple pie shine

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                              #15
                              Bathsalts and buck medley

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