"When the f*%# did we get ice cream?"........The Ringer
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gonna have to clean it up a bit, bullet tooth tony from snatch, greatest movie of all time.
Now, d***s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell cat and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old cat, and have brought your two small mincey f****t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no cat here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little b***s are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your b***s into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!
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Peter Blunt: You’re my kid of guy!
Chandler Young: Thank you.
Peter Blunt: Can I give you some friendly advice?
Chandler Young: Yeah all right.
Peter Blunt: Have you tried putting with a wedgie?
Chandler Young: A wedgie?
Peter Blunt: Yeah, Oh it’s great. All the pros are doing it. Would you like me to show you?
Chandler Young: Yeah
Peter Blunt: And then…..this is the wedgie! Try putting with that crammed up your crack!
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Eddie: "You surprised to see me Clark?"
Clark: "Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
National Lampoons Christmas VacationLast edited by ATControlFreak; 10-15-2013, 03:50 PM.
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I'm your huckleberry!
Why Johnny Ringo you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
Your a daisy if you do!
-Doc Holliday
Hey Derrick you know what would make that feel better... If you licked my butthole!
-Step Brothers
Uhm huh. I'm pretty sure that second whack got him.
Carl, Slingblade
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John Grady Cole: What the hell are you doing?
Jimmy Blevins: Just sittin' here.
John Grady Cole: If this rain hits hard, there's gonna be a river come down through here like a train. You thought about that?
Jimmy Blevins: You ain't never been struck by lightning. You don't know what it's like.
John Grady Cole: You're gonna get drowned sittin' there.
Jimmy Blevins: Why that's all right, I ain't never been drowned before.
John Grady Cole: Well...I say no more.
All the pretty horses.
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